Cynicism Makes You Look Smart

The Powers That Be (PTB) would have you believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that these individual opinions should be listened to and respected. In actuality, the preferences held by those around us work as nothing more than weaknesses waiting to be exploited.

Punching holes in the evaluations of an adversary is a quick and easy way to present yourself as intelligent and prevent any attempt at an effective rebuttal.

Cynicism, when applied appropriately, can act as an unlimited resource in the unlikely event that your opinion clashes with that of another. Presenting an idea or judgement as preferable can prove difficult in a world where nothing can be perfect. Pointing out the imperfections in this world is not only easier, but also elevates one's perceived standards. When a person seems to almost never be satisfied, he or she will be assumed to have the finest of tastes.

It is not enough, however, to merely look down your nose at the opinions of others. It is equally important to provide supporting observations. This is not complicated for the seasoned cynic.



Credulous Craig: The makizushi at The Sushi Palace I had the other night was delicious.



Sid the Cynic: Are you serious? That place uses low-grade seaweed wrap and I am pretty sure their chefs aren't required to have any professional training whatsoever.



Congratulations Sid. You now look like a sushi connoisseur, and have successfully made Craig look like he has no idea what he is talking about by using information that will almost definitely go uncontested at the time that it is divulged.

Bob